– What is the process of blowing one blonde into another’s ear?
– Data transmission.
blonde, pressing the buttons on the keyboard for a while, complains to her friend:
– I can’t add 68 to 45!
– No wonder it’s a phone, not a calculator!
blonde in the morning, already delaying work, tries to catch the bus. However, this fails and the 8th bus she needs leaves without her.
Then the blonde goes to the stop and decides that she will go twice with 4.
blonde complains to her friend:
– I have a missing dog!
– Put an ad in the newspaper, maybe it will be.
– In vain! But the dog can’t read!
Blonde exceeds the speed limit. She is stopped by a traffic policeman – also a blonde.
– Please show rights!
– Who are they?
– Well, a document that shows your face.
The blonde gives the policeman a mirror.
The policeman looks in and asks:
– Then why didn’t you immediately say that you are a policeman!
– Why does the blonde lick the clock? why does a blonde lick the clock?
– Because Tik-Tak is low in calories.
Why does a blonde walk in the room while washing her hair?
– Because the shampoo bottle says “Wash and go”
– Why are brunettes and redheads not as popular as blondes? –
– Because at least it occurred to the blonde to pretend to be a fool.