– Rarely is a pedophile who does not dream of becoming a teacher …
– Girl, don’t wake me a rabbit!
– Why do women bite their tongues so much? Because they have nothing else to throw!
– We earn pennies, but Michael Jordan – millions. So which of us is a Negro?
– Birth – this is the only bright moment in life when you are helped to get out of there, where you are then sent.
– Recently, the police managed to capture a large gang of zoophiles. Specially trained dogs were used to capture it.
– No, it’s interesting this day – I drink, I also suffer with a hangover, but my wife is unhappy for some reason.
– I open the refrigerator in the morning, but there – nothing. Well, wait, the cunning live kefir!
– And what about life – all three of my girlfriends cheat on me!
– I have been a strong child since childhood. I killed the babysitter with one blow!
– The face – this is what grew around the nose.
– In the morning, a cup of strong, sweet, hot coffee poured on your stomach wakes you up best!
– His hand was distorted. It had a wedding ring on it.
– An old man came to the blue sea – and already with the first throw he threw an old man in it.