Voting in the United States reaffirmed a flaw in the system that allows multiple candidates to vote.
American, Latvian and Russian compete, who will drink more.
An American drinks one cup, another, third, … fifth, … tenth – to break!
The Russian, meanwhile, is warming up with the wines.
A Latvian drinks – 5 cups, … 10 cups, … 15 cups … 19 cups … 20 cups … – break off!
Russian drink – 10 .. 20 … 30 cups and break … cup handle.
Riga Central Railway Station, the old man on the platform approaches the satellite and asks:
– Is this the train “Riga – Moscow”?
– No, it’s already gone.
Jack goes to the pharmacy and asks for condoms.
The seller asks him:
– What size?
– You know, I don’t even know.
– Here, you get a board with holes, go to the toilet and drink!
After a while he returns:
– To iodine condoms, how much does this board cost you?
A French men’s magazine announced a competition for the best description of their morning. The first place was won by the author of the following lines: “I get up, have breakfast, get dressed and go home.”
Through an e-mail, Jack meets the girl and sends her his photo: “I’m sending a photo, it’s me in the museum next to Apollo. He who shorts is me.”
The man writes a note to his wife:
– Wake me up at seven in the morning!
Wakes up in the morning, fell asleep.
Note on the table: – Get up, it’s seven in the morning!
Don’t be fooled that your wife is the best of all, because other women may be offended, but men will want to check !!!
File – a piece of hard disk on which are written different letters. Files tend to be different.
mp3 – the file that rolls the most. Needed for vampire.
The old man receives a gift from his mother on his birthday – two ties. To thank him, he immediately wrapped one of his ties around his neck.
Seeing this, his wife says frustratedly, ”
I already knew you wouldn’t like the other tie.”
Work from a monkey created a man …
Human work turns into a horse …
A drop of nicotine kills that horse …
Does that mean you have to fire smokers?