A Couple of Anecdotes for Friday Night
There are two addicts sitting. First –
Imagine a letter from one to ten!
-Are you finally crazy? Wednesday – it’s at all somewhere in America!
– What are you called?
– Yes – yes – yes Sku – sku – jins.
– Are you tweaking your tongue?
– No my tongue was torn by my father, but the one who drew up the birth certificate was an idiot!
– Are you brothers?
– No. Gemini.
“But aren’t brothers and twins the same thing?”
– Not always. We are sisters, for example.
policeman walks down the street and sees two guys and one in his pants off and the other put his fingers in the bottom of him.
Well, he approaches and asks what’s going on
He who keeps his fingers on the bottom replies, “Well, my friend got drunk incredibly yesterday, and now I’m trying to get him to vomit.”
“But then you have to put your fingers in your mouth!”
“Well yes, now mouth!”
Two women meet and talk. One says she managed to wean her husband from drinking. She added a full bucket of vodka and threw a dead cat there. The man drank everything and then saw the cat and no longer
looked at the vodka even on top. The other says it’s okay, I’ll try. He does, as they say, after a while he enters the room and looks-the man has drunk the whole bucket, tries to cut out the cat and prays – well please minchuk, another 100 grams …