About Hippies and a Beautiful Girl
Go punk and metallist through the park. A hippie sits on a bench and cries. Punk and the metallist ask him,
“What are you crying about?”
Hippie: I took a bath and rinsed me off the fench!
Metallist: What is it – fenčka?
Panks: What is it – a bath?
***
Hippies tangled in furious urls
– Return the money!
“Well, I don’t have money,” replies the hippie.
– Well, take off your pants! Give them back!
– If, please, but where will you go – there is already a patch on the patch.
– Well, kedas.
– But they are marked for me!
– You, what, are you really a hippie?
– Nuja, the truest!
– Vasya, give him twenty cents!
***
– Yesterday I saw such a girl! Milk and blood!
– Really?! Where did you see him?
– Came out of the store with a packet of milk in his hand, stumbled and fell face down on the sidewalk …