Guys on call. All day. Phone: 02
– Psychic needed. Where to turn-you will know! 🙂
– I’m a terrorist. I work with people. I always have “Tik-tak” with me!
– We are waiting for you at any time of the day. City morgue.
– Looking for a husband. DO NOT OFFER SEX.
– Semi-cousin for sale. Live.
– The store buys carpets and carpet products in good condition from crystal (?)
– Due to hot water repairs on May 15, there will be no light in your house. Provide drinking water!
– You are allowed to live for another day. I can’t help anymore (Hotel administrator’s note to the tenant).
– Succeeding apartment for a while. In the yard asphalt, water supply, non-drinking neighbor and other amenities.
– An offer to a taxi driver who has found documents and a weapon in his car to shoot himself. 🙂
– If you find a passport in Valentina Marajenko’s name, please do not laugh at the photo and call.
– Inscription in the elevator: Please do not pee here! However, we do not go to you with pots!
– Dear residents of Moscow 321 house, we ask you to pay the gas bill by the end of the month. Otherwise, we will be forced to run gas through your ventilation. 🙂
– Change illustrated sex guide to venereal disease lookbook.
– I coded from onanism for one day. Expensive. Ilze.
– The explosives warehouse needs new staff again.
– The circus on the water has opened! Hurry up! Clowns can’t swim !!!
– The lost dog. Green, no front horseshoe, left horn wrapped. If someone finds one, see a psychiatrist.
– For the care of an older programmer we are looking for a woman who can communicate in Basic, Pascal and C ++.
– A young girl, nice, slim, educated and with her own place of residence. I will not answer the letters, I will tear the photos, the cursed food!
– The bull terrier is missing. We found my condolences. 🙂
– Acceptance of stolen property. tel – 02 🙂
– The organization is looking for an accountant. We guarantee compensation.
– I’m looking for a girl of the opposite sex.
– Baby bath for sale. With centrifuge.
– Let’s make a portrait of your friend. On toilet paper.
– I want to meet a woman. I can’t say anything more about myself.
– Kittens for sale. Cheap. 0.5 Ls per bucket.
– Where are you, my only one ?! Respond! I’m tired of waiting, I’m tired of loneliness! A little about myself – Sarmīte, 13 years old. 🙂
– The only one! After four appointments, you will receive the fifth for free