The theme and task of this course is to become as intelligent as a woman.
Self-improvement classes will allow men to elevate an organ called the brain, the existence of which they ignore for some reason.
Cycle 1. Basics
1. Learn to live without your mother (2000 hours).
2. My wife is not my mother (350 hours).
3. I give my money to my wife (550 hours).
4. Understand that football is just a sport and Ronaldo is a jerk (500 hours).
5. The wife is not common to the sick.
6. The wife is not a maid.
Cycle 2. Life for two
1. Raise children without becoming jealous (50 hours).
2. Stop talking nonsense when the wife welcomes her friends (500 hours).
3. Overcome telecommanding syndrome (550 hours).
4. I did not scratch the edges of the pot (100 hours + practical exercises).
5. I correct a little, I forget my claims (regarding 4.).
6. I don’t make the bathroom a municipal swimming pool outside the shower.
7. How to get to the dirty laundry basket without getting lost (500 hours).
8. How to survive a runny nose without writing an obituary (200 hours).
9. Dress on your own, find and choose clothes, do not pretend not to know where the closet is.
Cycle 3. Free and free time
1. Ironing in 2 stages (1 shirt – at least 2 hours, practical exercises).
2. Laundry… a regular and voluntary activity.
3. I leave every day, taking out the trash.
4. I learn from my head the definition of the word VACUUM CLEANER – “Apparatus for cleaning furniture, rooms that suck in dust”. I can use this machine.
5. Learn to use washing sponges, brushes and rags.
6. Learn to collect manure after small or large works.
7. Rethink and improve language skills: Women from “watching TV” do not “cook”.
Cycle 4. Mastering the art of
cooking Level 1 (for beginners): kitchen equipment and appliances:
ON – on
OFF – off
– level (with prior knowledge): my first “quick soup” without burning water. Practical exercise: boil water before adding pasta.
– level (for experts): make coffee without forgetting either water or coffee; do not put instant coffee in the machine.
– level (especially for the smart and agile): serve coffee without spilling at least half.
Surname, first name:.
CATEGORY: (tick as appropriate)
o football / basketball fan
o pumpkin with thick glasses
o boring intellectual
o rapper nage
o cretin bodybuilder
o don’t know
o other…. (specify)