Glossary of Business Terms For Women
You come to a party and announce that it’s great with you in bed and it costs three bars of chocolate and a bottle of champagne, but whoever sleeps with you five times a night will only pay for the chocolates.
• It’s a wholesale discount
You come to a party and say it’s great with you in bed. You come to two brave girls and say: “We are happy with 30% chocolate and 40% champagne. Otherwise you will have trouble. ”
• It’s “Roof”
You come to a party and tell the five guys present how good you are in bed with you. But if they tell five more, they can sleep with you for free. The same goes for the next five. So until the whole country dreams of dreaming about how good you are in bed, but you deceive everyone and disappear in an unknown direction.
• It’s network marketing
To be the best you watch your girlfriends all the time as they get around your guys.
• It is industrial espionage
You appear to a party together with Annina (she has large breasts, but you’ve got an impressive ass) … All the boys are put to the same rules: we are together …
• They are strategic partnerships
Tu of girlfriends take a dress and a bit of cosmetics, the at the same time promising that every second of the chocolate earned tonight you will return to her.
• It’s a joint stock company
You’re ugly and no one wants to see you… But your dad pays for the party… Everyone wants you…
• It’s a government grant
You are old and the guys have not cared about you for a long time… but periodically you find chocolates in your mailbox…
• It’s a pension
You come to a party, don’t dance, don’t laugh and just spit on everyone from a high balcony, wash your hands in a punch, … All the guys are watching you with admiration and enthusiasm.
• It is the market leader
You’re a lesbian, but you are forced to go to the heterosexual parties …
• It is company policy
All long know what you’re good in bed … suddenly, you run the rumor that you are perfectly namely cooking …
• It is a new market segment capture